We're all thinking it...
Do you have the balls to say it?

(Do you see what I did there? LOL)

The Should Have Been Swallowed Tee is FATWO’s brutally honest take on natural selection, bad vibes, and return-to-sender energy. Featuring a can't handle it anymore gator, an overwhelmed stork, and a very clear rejection... This design says a lot while saying nothing at all. 

Printed in warm off-white ink... It’s soft, lightweight, and already feels like an old favorite—if your old favorites made people laugh and gasp at the same time.

This shirt isn’t for everyone.
And that’s kind of the point.

OVERVIEW

• Printed with single-color warm off-white ink for a worn-in look
• Print Method: DTF Soft
• Several Fits available: Unisex, Ladies Tee & Ladies Racerback
• Designed for dark humor enthusiasts 

Fit & Feel

Lightweight, breathable, and perfect for Florida heat, awkward silences, and unsolicited opinions.

Warning: May offend, amuse, or cause sudden introspection in nearby humans.

UNISEX DETAILS

• 3.8 oz, 50% polyester/25% combed and ring-spun cotton/25% rayon
• Black Heather Triblend 70% combed and ring-spun cotton/15% polyester/15% rayon
• Classic fit. Unisex sizing.
• Side-seamed; Tear-away label

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LADIES TEE

• 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Dark Grey Heather and Deep Heather - 52% combed and ringspun cotton, 48% poly
• Missy/Relaxed fit and side-seamed

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LADIES TANK

• 3.7 oz., Soft 65% polyester, 35% viscose blend; 30 singles
• Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose;
• Flattering draped silhouette, round neck, & racerback
• Runs small, order one size up for a fuller fit

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