Some people paddle through life...
Others are the canoe...

And some oblivious souls... are just a Douche Canoe 

The Douche Canoe Tee is FATWO’s tribute to everyone who’s ever ruined a vibe, a conversation, or an entire afternoon. Featuring our douchey gator living his best douchey life, this design delivers vintage grit, sharp humor, and zero apologies.

Printed in a warm off-white tone, this shirt feels broken-in from day one. Soft, lightweight, and ready for boat ramps, dive bars, backyard beers, or calling it like you see it.

Wear it proudly. Or gift it subtly. Either way, message received.

OVERVIEW

Ultra-soft, lightweight feel with a vintage drape

• Printed with single-color warm off-white ink for a worn-in look
• Print Method: DTF Soft
• Several Fits available: Unisex, Ladies Tee & Ladies Racerback
• Designed for maximum side-eye energy

Fit & Feel

Soft enough to live in, Light enough to handle Florida heat, sarcasm, and bad decisions.

Warning: May cause laughter, offense, or sudden self-reflection in others.

UNISEX DETAILS

• 3.8 oz, 50% polyester/25% combed and ring-spun cotton/25% rayon
• Black Heather Triblend 70% combed and ring-spun cotton/15% polyester/15% rayon
• Side-seamed; Tear-away label
• Print Method: DTF Soft

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LADIES TEE DETAILS

• 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Dark Grey Heather and Deep Heather - 52% combed and ringspun cotton, 48% poly
• Missy/Relaxed fit and side-seamed
• Print Method: DTF Soft

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LADIES RACERBACK DETAILS

• 3.7 oz., Soft 65% polyester, 35% viscose blend; 30 singles
• Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose;
• Flattering draped silhouette, round neck, & racerback
• Runs small, order one size up for a fuller fit
• Print Method: DTF Soft

Size Chart